Coolest to least cool moments of the Grammys.

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I'm not even a Beyonce "Fan" (Capital F) but hell ya, this was cool. "SURFBOART" still cool as fuk. Still killing it. Willie Nelson. You have my heart forever. I think I could sport braided pig tails. Robots and the Arby's hat. I love you. LORDE: 17 years old, paint dipped fingers and she aint naked. YES. What the ef happened to Rock and Roll? Everyone nominated in a rock … [Read more...]

The Future Past in Spike Jonze’s HER.

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Earlier this week I went to see Spike Jonze's HER, by myself, I might add. I like going to the movies by myself, even though there is no one to roll eyes at during incredibly cheesy previews, and the couple next to me brought a bottle of red wine WITH two actual glasses. (Should we pause here to comment on the yuppification of NYC, this was at the Kips Bay theatre, not even an artsy one!) Right … [Read more...]

On Princesses of Long Island.

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When the show aired, I took a deep breath as I settled in. Oh no, I thought. This is bad. This is very bad. IS IT GOOD FOR THE JEWS? This is bad for the JEWS! These vapid, unattractive, silly, obnoxious and spoiled girls are making us all look bad. Is this how my demographic should be represented on TV? Is this even my demographic? Am I a JAP? How would I look on TV, would people call me ugly and … [Read more...]

Best and Worst Dressed at the 2012 Oscars.

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Let me preface by saying, I kind of think everyone here looks good. No one dress (except for Michelle Williams) really blew me away, but none were AWFUL. All were safe. So it's not so much a WORST dressed list, but its a best and not so best dressed list. No one was really truly horrible, right? I decided to color code it for easier comprehension. THE REDs: First, and all-time winner of the … [Read more...]

Lana Del Rey & Prada SS 2012

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( If you want, scroll down to the bottom of the post- click play so you can listen to the music while you read.) In my mind, Lana Del Rey should be starring in this campaign, or at least wearing these clothes daily. Lana Del Ray, who rose to fame on Youtube with her iMovie-made vintage infused home videos, subject of mass ridicule for her performance on SNL, is absolutely fascinating. She is … [Read more...]

You asked for it: RHOBH Reunion Recap.

OK, So I decided when Russell Armstrong hung himself that I wasn't going to talk about this crap anymore. It was too dark, too sad and heaven forbid that poor Kennedy googles her dad one day and comes across this blog... But then Taylor herself went on a speaking tour across the country and published every punch, hit and text message all in the name of helping others. Last night 3 very … [Read more...]