Lana Del Rey & Prada SS 2012


( If you want, scroll down to the bottom of the post- click play so you can listen to the music while you read.) In my mind, Lana Del Rey should be starring in this campaign, or at least wearing these clothes daily. Lana Del Ray, who rose to fame on Youtube with her iMovie-made vintage infused home videos, subject of mass ridicule for her performance on SNL, is absolutely fascinating. She is … [Read more...]

You asked for it: RHOBH Reunion Recap.

OK, So I decided when Russell Armstrong hung himself that I wasn't going to talk about this crap anymore. It was too dark, too sad and heaven forbid that poor Kennedy googles her dad one day and comes across this blog... But then Taylor herself went on a speaking tour across the country and published every punch, hit and text message all in the name of helping others. Last night 3 very … [Read more...]

Hell is other people: Million Dollar Decorators.

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Now, when Bravo inexplicably took away Top Design from us, that small portion of the population that is both obsessed with design and crappy television, we wept a little inside and made do with Design Star and Real Housewives. But when Bravo announced this new MILLION DOLLAR DECORATOR show we did a little YIPPEEE inside!!!! (Speaking of those housewives and all the Bravo Shows, I figured out a … [Read more...]

LIVE from THE BROWNSTONE a firsthand recap of RHONJ.


  My friend and former Sketch42 Real Housewives recapper Sarina came out of retirement to discuss Monday's season premiere of the RHONJ. Which she watched live. From The Brownstone. In Franklin Lakes. On second inspection, The Brownstone seems to be in Patterson... which explains a lot. (The cake at The Brownstone) Sarina's Report: Friend: "Sarina, Albie Manzo tweeted about a Real … [Read more...]

Wallpaper and stuff.


This wallpaper could be about to happen in my friend's foyer:   And maybe this one in her kitchen: I fully support both decisions. (Both Cole & Son) Another thing... On the pop culture front, I totally couldnt give less of a crap about the royal wedding, but IM OBSESSED with Dustin Zito from The Real World getting out as former gay porn fratboy "Spencer". Go … [Read more...]

RHONY Recap: Team Silex or Team Sonja?

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Lets get right to the point here: Who was right "It's my day" Gay Icon Sonja Morgan? Or Bride of Frankenstein, Rainbow Bollero "I married an ALEX" Simon?   The winner is KELLY BENSIMON! I cannot even believe that Kelly was the voice of reason this episode, but its true. She had a few sage like comments this episode and they all made perfect sense: 1. Alex is a little too … [Read more...]