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1. Women shave their faces instead of exfoliating with a loofa. 2. Men pound a few back right after getting into car accidents. 3. Women have nephews they dont acknoledge. 4. Others get gag orders on people who talk about them. 5. It’s normal to have 2 sex tapes on the market in one year and then call yourself [...] So I am back in NYC for a few days and that means…. TIME. Quiet time. Time to watch TV on my very own couch and recap terribly awesome shows as I please. The past ten episodes of this NJ season can be summed up as follows: The Guidicies spend embarrassing sums of money as we cringe. [...] We rejoin the cast of the Jersey Shore in Miami… for the “summer” a two month period in the middle of winter… and we are quickly reminded of the transcendent love story of Sammi and Ronnie. Although Ronnie triple kissed a grenade and a landmine while getting all creepy at the club, he came home [...] I dont know whether to laugh or cry. Laugh because watching her fish a gigando yellow diamond out of a chocolate lava cake before mounting her bull of a husband was disgusting. Cry because…. well… that sucks. I really like Teresa. She is a lovable nitwit, after all. What does she have? WELL…. We’ve all [...] Rainy Sundays. Dont you sometimes look forward to them? I do. No pressure to do something fun, so I can actually relax. While browsing Us Weekly’s Hot Pics, I had thoughts. Many thoughts. Kim G – WTF is that couch? and how much better does she look without makeup and a [...]
Oh. Wow. Jersey Shore cast heads to Miami. Basic plot summary for last night: MTV is too cheap to pay for plane tickets to Florida, half the cast DRIVES there. Angelina takes a [...] By Sarina Azizo… With a side of Sketch42. After watching last night’s RHNJ episode, I’ve come to the conclusion that Bravo TV is actively and continuously trying to make their viewers feel better about themselves. Why else would they be putting crazies such as Danielle and Kelly Bensimon (whom I recently unfollowed on Twitter. I got [...] After looking at graphic images from Danielle Stuab’s sex tape,(click on the link if you must, but I warn you, you cant unsee this shit, and its so freakin obvious that she did this for fame that I dont think we should feed her ego by looking at it.) I stumbled upon this photo. You know [...] By Sarina Azizo…. With commentary by sketch42…. Duh… you guys get it by now. Last night’s reunion showed everything we love about the show “Drama. Drama. Drama.” as Kristin Cavallari so famously stated back in season one of Laguna Beach. (Oh Kristin Cavallari… How we love to hate you… I want to talk for a [...] By Sarina…. with a small dose of me. Aight, I’m kinda digging this show. Am I alone? She’s pretty damn funny and watching her for an hour isn’t a hard thing to do….(LOVED the show. I watched it today at 12 in the afternoon because I couldnt watch it last night… you know… there was [...] |
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