Best Sequins: Maggie Gyllenhaal in Stella McCartney

Worst hair, and worst Alexander Mcqueen… Worst everything: Naomi Campell in Alexander Mcqueen
Worst where have I seen this dress before? Oh yea, the walls of Kips Bay 3 years ago. Dakota Fanning in Valentino. 
Least flattering naked dress: Salma Hayek in Alexander Mcqueen
Best Bathrobe: Sarah Burton

Most interesting choice and I daresay I like it! Taylor Swift in J Mendel
Best long sleeves but I dont dig the 1997 pieces hanging out of her updo : Sarah Jessica Parker in Alexander Mcqueen.

I take that back, THIS is the best long sleeves of the night. Gywneth Paltrow in Stella McCartney

Worst outfit on a fashion Icon: Jenna Lyons, please dont wear Jcrew with your gown. J.Crew sweater and bridal skirt

Maybe my fave of the night: Doutzen Kroes in Giambattista Valli

The fannings need a new stylist: Elle Fanning Valentino

Also contender for best of the night: Diane Kruger in Jason Wu
Not a good look when your petite: Ashley Olsen Vintage Christian Dior Haute Couture

Best Chanel – hahahah - Chanel Iman Dolce & Gabbana

Best nude color: Caroline Trentini in Michael Kors

Penelope Cruz, you look pretty but you wear some version of this to every party. Oscar de la Renta

Best color, and also contender for my favorite of the night: Zoë Saldana in Calvin Klein Collection

Best young person: Emma Stone in Lanvin
Best Red: Giselle in Alexander Mcqueen

Worst Chanel + I bough this at the mall, and forgot to wash my hair: Kirstin Dunst in Chanel

Worst young person: Kristen Stuart in Proenza Schouler
Thoughts? What did you guys like or hate?
All photos via vogue.com.


















I’m laughing so hard from you right now.
Agreed.
kristen stewart looks so uncomfortable in a dress. let her wear jeggings, converse, and a hoodie, already.
Loved Diane Kruger’s Old Hollywood look and dress. But my favorite was Gywneth. Simply sleek and stunning!
Love your reviews. Agree on Taylor Swift, surprisingly she looks amazing, Gwyneth Paltrow will never disappoint me, ever, and that color and dress on Zoe is out of this world. Thank you for these lovely pictures!
Loved SJP, sleeves are back!
I hadn’t seen that picture of Jenna Lyons yet — WHY did she wear a schlumpy man sweater? That look would have been stellar if she’d paired it with a tight black tee or a tucked-in white button-down. Disappointing miss for the usually stylish JL.
“1997 pieces hanging out of her updo” – LOVE.
I like most of these dresses better than what was there at the Oscars. I especially like Diane Kruger’s dress.
I have to agree with your whole depiction of the fashion at this event! My favorite has to be Gwyneth Paltrow, she looked stunning! With the runner up being Zoe Saldana-the dress was simple but I love the color and it looked great on her!
Holy shit, Gwyneth has never looked so good!
Giselle is my second favorite.
Gwen’s dress is to DIE for!
Gwen’s dress is to DIE for! Hope I look that good after 2 kids!