I am shedding. If you wanna know why so many mother’s get the MOMMY CUT postpardum its because there comes a point where you start finding strands of your hair wrapped around your babies neck, in your food, stuck to your clothes… in short EVERYWHERE. And since you are usually still overweight and you have the insane desire to SHED SHED SHED, its often easier to lighten the load by cutting your hair off.
So thats what I want to do. CHOPPETY CHOP CHOP. There is only one problem: Im a curly top, proud bearer of a jewfro. My hair kind of resembles old school Carrie Bradshaw hair, except less blond, more ombre because of summer sun, winter-non sun= dark roots and lighter tips. Im worried that if I chop my hair off, I might actually look like Carrie with short hair: AWFUL.
I’ve done a little hair math: