So first of all: I got some inside scoop on the “WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT YOU THERE WITHOUT KELSEY!” comment.
Living in NYC you get all kinds of inside information, and this one is a doozy. Word was passed my way via one of the housewive’s NYC hairdresser/makeup artist. Apparently, this was not to be discussed at the Bravo Reunion and that there was a moment when Camille looked at Andy and said “Can I say it” but the answer was NO.
Can she say what?
That Bravo had a wee little budget for filming and that what they were REALLY discussing in that scene is:
“Why is Bravo sending the (only available) camera crew with YOU to Hawaii if Kelsey isnt going to be there, instead of coming with me when MY WHOLE FAMILY is going to Mexico for Spring Break.” – Kyle.
Do I know if this is true? NO. Can I see it being true? Yes.
He is the biggest piece of crap that ever existed. Everything he said about Lisa is just so awful. Making it like Lisa used him as a little puppy dog? And that he should have been PAID to be her companion?!?
Not to mention his shirt was unbuttoned to his belly button during the interview? UGH!!!
“HER EGO was so big!? Im NOT Jiggy?”
“Being with Ken and Lisa was like being paid in flowers and puppies.”
“She is a parody of herself.”
“Lisa come back to reality, you used to be fun.”
Then finding out that he tried to blackmail Ken!?!?!? OH boy. AWFUL. So awful.
I do believe he is a fame hungry bastard. (But how annoying was it when Kyle brought up Paris, ugh.)
Living in BH does come with a price for her. And her whole story about working to hard… Its sad. I felt so bad for her when her face was trying to cry.
Did anyone notice that Kim was the only one that said that Taylor needs to take some responsibilty for her crappy marriage? “You need to wait for him, not walk ahead of him…” YES!
Then Adrienne said – “Well you know, she has lost respect for him.” Thats what I got out of this whole season. Sure he is inattentive, but she is dismissive! She talks about him like all he is nothing but an ATM!
Paul had some new facial hair – What did you think of that goatee?
OF COURSE Adrienne is the only one who signed a prenup. GOOD MOVE BABY! (Probably explains while Russell hasn’t divorced Taylor yet. Or vice versa- since he claimed “the recession” as one of the reasons he works so hard. Maybe she wants to wait until his bank account recovers before she takes him for all he’s got?)
KISSING other husbands ON THE LIPS. Um. Yea, still no.
How much do you love Ken? He has such a cute sense of humor.
I love how he calls her Leeza…
KIM & KYLE:
Well, they wouldnt really tell us ANYTHING we wanted to know. And I guess that is their right! Just because they are on TV doesnt mean they have to tell us EVERY LITTLE THING ABOUT THEMSELVES? Right?
BUT Lets discuss: Is KYLE a “bully”? UMMMMM, Im on the fence.
She is definitely a tough broad. And I think she holds people to high standards of toughness. I dont think she is mean, but just that she expecets others to be as strong and capable as she is.
And like Kim said- “You have a husband, you have a home, you know where you are going to live. I dont.”
Well, I agree. Its not really a fair fight now, is it?
Is Kim an alcoholic? We still have no idea.
The Medium and faye:
My favorite thing about hearing them talk about Allison Dubios is that they all think it is WAY more likely that Allison was getting an incorrect “read” on Kyle- and what she was really seeing was Camille’s future- YUP- that is way more likely than the fact that this woman is a total quack.
And I’m glad they talked about how absolutely sick it is to say “When their kids go missing they can go eff themselves because I wont help them.” Along with “I know when they are all going to die.”
And then about Faye: Apparently according to Kyle Faye is a perfect angel and it was Kyle who passed around the pictures AFTER the party. Well, anything goes in my book after that party, but still Kyle: Your mean little slip is showing.
I gotta say, this is a crappy recap because I think it was an EH reunion. It was like writing a recap of a recap. I have literally talked about this until I was blue in the face, and I think I got all my thoughts out last week…. you know where I defended Camille (because she lives in her own world where sycophants have their heads up her butt 24/7 and simply had no idea how awful she was because no one- NO ONE – in the past 13 years has ever disagreed with her before.)
I dont think we got any new information other than the Cedric story, and the women didnt really throw each other under the bus at all, except for Kyle and Camille.
So – that was it. It wasnt nearly as crazy as the whole “scary island” reunion.