Look closely at these:

{Home of Nikki Hilton}

{Home of Kyle Richards Umansky}

{Home of Paris Hilton}

{Home of Nick Lachey}

And these:

{The Tides Hotel}

Well? They were all designed by former Playboy bunnies.

The first five are by Faye Resnick. And you must check out her site HERE. Be sure to un-mute because there is some delightful  sexy french music playing in the background (One of my ultimate pet-peeves. If you have music on your blog – REMOVE IT IMMEDIATELY.) at first I thought it was just playing when you clicked on Paris’s house, but no such luck!

This site is an exercise in what not to do – unless you are designing for cheesy Hollywood types. Which she is.

The last two are by Kelly Wearstler. DUH.

(I only put two Kelly rooms… because well, you all know what those look like.)

You can actually see both of them really naked if you want. But personally I cant look at the KW nudes. For a few reasons:

1. I feel like I know her and I get embarrassed seeing her naked.

2. She really looks naked because she is ALL NATURAL. Everywhere. Ever notice that  seeing fake boobs doesnt even feel like you are looking at boobs? They are almost like looking at a woman in a bra. They dont sag, they dont flop, they dont do anything. But real boobies… thats really being naked.

The pictures look really dated, if you know what I mean, but you can see them HERE HERE and HERE.

So what’s worse – seeing her naked or seeing her look like this?

I say all this with love in my heart for you KW. I love you now and forever and I kinda like that you are spectacularly beautiful and posed for Playboy.

You can do no wrong in my eyes, except when you make kitchens that look like mausoleums. But in general – not making fun of you- love you – and you are a way better designer than Faye Resnick.

Any one know of any other designers who have posed for playboy?