Get ready guys, its a doozy.
I am working on a project where Scarlet Johanson’s father is the architect. I was sitting in a meeting yesterday with 5 men- and myself- and we were discussing the project.
Out of nowhere one of the men blurts out: “You know, he is Scarlet Johanson’s father, right?” So I said, Yes.
So this guy says… “Some people say that Nicole looks like Scarlet Johanson….”
So, now I let out a snort, laugh – like oh shut up. (Cause I look NOTHING like this person, and even if I were her spitting image, I would never have mentioned anything about her to her FATHER!)
And then everyone stares at me. And the father says – “Yea-mumble,mumble, mumble- they are both female.”
AND THEN, someone says… well she is almost 7 months pregnant. As if THATS why I dont look like her today. That was the worst part.
I turned 8 shades of purple and tears were in my eyes. Time stood still. Im telling you, there was a ten second silence with all of them inspecting me. I could feel them all looking at how ugly I am. Wanted to die.
The whole thing was just SOOOOO embarrassing.
I want to quit the job so I never have to be in the room with any of them again.
This is one of the most horribly mortifying moments in recent memory for me… Anyone else care to share some?