Shopbop Continues to Mystify.

Anytime I am low on blogging material I need only to hop over to shopbop’s website to find some incredulous fashions for the easily swayed. Sure they have some good stuff, but they throw in a doozy or two in every row, just to see if we are paying attention.

First up… Way to ruin a perfectly good dress. WHAT IS THAT BOOBY SHIRT?  This is the kind of shirt where if you get date raped, you might not get the guy convicted because you “were asking for it.”  $265

I dont know what else to say, other than these cost $650 dollars and are beyond horrible.

$650

Long underwear meet insane asylum chic:  $570 I would be embarrassed to walk around like that in the ski lodge.

HUH? When I went to yeshivah for high school and had to cover my entire body for class… THIS IS WHAT I LOOKED LIKE. Achieve this look by not wearing a bra, and throwing a skirt and sweatshirt over your pajamas… and if I am correct, she probably has sweatpants on under that skirt too.
$115

I just dont even know what to say.
$1190

Thoughts?

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Comments

  1. OMG….ya, bad…ALL of it!! What the hell?

  2. I have thought the same thing for years. And their models mystify me too. Ever noticed the redhead who’s kinda cross-eyed?

  3. Tiffany says:

    that was me in high school too – is that skirt CPW? lol

  4. Jennifer says:

    Oh seriously. In the days of yore, when I ran a little blog of my own, I used to turn to the Crack ‘o Bop whenever my material ran low. It’s a crowd pleaser and never disappoints. In other news, however, I hear they are going to be offering Club Monaco items which may actually be a good thing!

  5. That first one? There was a woman at my Florida gym who wore something like that. To spin class. Good to know those not-shirts exist in non-wicking fabrics.

  6. Even the last picture has what appears to be orthopedic shoes. Hot.

    xoxo

    Rebecca June

  7. i always think im gonna see one of the shopbop models on the street….

  8. Bleh. And yeah, she totally looks out of an American sem in Jerusalem.

  9. Vivian N says:

    lol i actually wanted to order that first dress….not the shirt part but just the dress.

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