The show has spiraled into absolute ridiculousness.

Last nights episode was like hanging out with that annoying friend you have who always has to mention what label he is wearing, what celebrities he saw at what famous restaurants last night, whose yacht he was on this summer… UGH. It was down right exhausting.

First, Tim Gunn. Every sentence for about 20 minutes had the name “Tim Gunn” in it. ALERT TO GOSSIP GIRL PEOPLE: TIM GUNN DOESNT WORK AT PARSONS ANYMORE.

Then they went on to mention The New York Observer Party at the Boom Boom Room 100x. Then we had an Ivanka and Jared Kushner cameo that was completely gratuitous plus an Isaac Mizrahi appearance. All in about 35 seconds.

Does anyone really care that the Kushner’s own the New York Observer and that people go to the Boom Boom Room in NYC? Why does GG’s one attempt at credibility  rely on name dropping “real New York” shit…

Enough on that. Little J returns. She is just as annoying as ever, BUT WORSE: Serena in this episode made me want to gouge my eyes out.

{Serena’s boobs are pretty much reciting her  lines in this episode. She looks like a space invader with cleavage.}

She wakes up in the bed of the man who has been stealing her cabs every morning. The one who picked her up at the St Regis bar, remember? (I was seriously thinking who the hell is that when the image first flashed on screen!) Then she shows up at Columbia in a micro-mini skirt and stripper heels for class. (I went to that GD school and most people wore PAJAMAS!) Chuck is roaming around campus along with every other GG cast member we have ever met…  Then after class Serena tells her new prof that she cant be “one of his conquests” at which point he tells us that she declined to be conquered. YEA RIGHT. Thats more ridiculous than the whole rest of the show. Imagine that: Serena declining sex! Ha!!!

He then convinces her to drop his class so that she could do him all semester. She agrees. And they are going to the NY Observer party tonight of course. Because every acclaimed professor takes A STUDENT- who cares if she is not his student!- never mind a 19 year old bimbo to go receive an award. RIGHT.

There is so much more stupidity- Jenny shows her line to Tim Gunn (who is the worst actor on earth) and it has been desecrated by Blair, the letters WHORE painted in red on the fronts of the dresses. Tim Gunn is of course APPALLED at this, and throws Jenny out, only later to offer her another chance to show them to him with very little convincing. Ugh….

Over in Nate/Juliet land more stupid shit is happening. Nate is the most gullible dope of a boy ever to live in Manhattan and Juliet’s horrible Express clothing and baggy under eyes arent making her lies any easier to swallow. He sees her on the prison line (Surprise Nate’s incarcerated dad is back on the show! Remember when he had a family?) and actually sort of believes her half baked lie that she reads to the inmates…

In the last 10 seconds of the show, we discover that Crypt Keeper Juliet is in cahoots with Creepy Professor not to mention Scary Prison Dude and that they are all plotting the demise of Serena and her little clique.

This episode was so G-D dumb that I would seriously skip next weeks ep…. if only… a Blair & Chuck reunion wasnt promised in the previews!!!! That relationship is the only thing keeping this show going. And without that tension/love this show is unwatchable. As far as I am concerned, they could kill off the entire rest of the cast and I wouldnt mind.

The one good thing I can say about this episode is: At least Vanessa wasnt in it.