I half watched the VMA’s last night and then today looked at NYMAG’s photos of the red carpet looks… Over 52 pictures, and I think I recognized/knew why these people were famous for about 15 of them.
I still love you Jordan Catelano. Justin Beiber… So when he came on, my brain instantly tuned out. But I did manage to hear a few notes of his dumb song, which confirmed that my initial reaction was right on: IGNORE THIS. Katy Perry: I think this dress is Marchesa, and I hate it. It makes her really normally pretty legs look chunky and its ugly. Ice skater on crack.
Ke$ha: She has the exact same song as Katy Perry. I like the braid, but I had the smeared grease. We get it, you like garbage. Lady Gaga: I really like this dress by Alexander McQueen. She looks wacko but also regal.
And now for the MTVlebrities.
What did you think of the VMAs?