So yesterday, Im browsing through Us Weekly’s Hot Pics, looking for little gems to talk about like this:
When I discover that they have been attempting to tackle Home Decor, in little pathetic blog like entries. Worse than that, is the fact that they are trying to meld Home Decor with pop culture.
Behold:
That’s right. Its a post about how to translate the Lady Gaga look into home decor. Notice that they didnt tackle the meat dress. Well, no worries, cause I did it for them:
Meat Dress… meet your new friend, the Meat Chair.
Yea, this is real and its terrifying. And we thought taxidermy was bad.
Oh, also… if you are more of a Vampire fan, you can also get tips on how to get a Vampire Chic home. Seriously, that article makes the Gaga one seem interesting.
US Weekly, please stick to showing us photos of celebrities, leave the decorating posts to us.
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That chair is the stuff of nightmares.
The chair reminds me of Slim Goodbody.
Sadly, I just googled Slim Goodbody to find that they have recreated him. Ugh. He was creepy when we were kids and he’s still creepy today.
I just googled Slim Goodbody- cause I had no idea what that was- WOAH FLASHBACKS! Vague memories of the 80s…. scary, but not as scary as Gaga.
I just puked in my mouth a little.
meat curtains.