Thoughts while reading US Weekly online.

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Thoughts while reading US Weekly online.

Rainy Sundays. Dont you sometimes look forward to them? I do. No pressure to do something fun, so I can actually relax.

While browsing Us Weekly’s Hot Pics, I had thoughts. Many thoughts.

Kim G – WTF is that couch? and how much better does she look without makeup and a sequined mini-skirt?

Paris- whatever appeal you had, you’ve lost. You look absolutely ridiculous. Trying WAY to hard, and just FYI, those shoes are not for the beach.

Stop writing books with “TORI” puns. Just stop please. Also, we dont wear dresses over jeans anymore.

No words.

Gwyneth- you are beyond gorgeous. You literally have never looked better. Jessica looks pretty good too.

Kim is looking more and more like that Pussycat chick… No?

This is the saddest picture in hollywood.

A little too “just got out of bed with Justin” in the hair department…

You arent fooling me Angelina. I still see the psycho behind the suburban mom updo.

Do you have a running commentary in your mind when reading these rags?

10 Responses to “Thoughts while reading US Weekly online.”

Carol:

2.13.10 at 1:06 pm

That is honest-to-God the most awful couch I have ever seen… and I live in Texas. We have plenty of horrid couches.

Jessica Biel looks like she just left the whore-house with her grandma’s lingerie. That bodysuit under that dress gives her the look of saggy boobs and granny panties. Gross.

Angelina Jolie is definitely a psycho. Hope she doesn’t run for president. What is going on with her hair? Is she trying to channel the mom from The Blind Side? The last time I checked that was totally Sandra Bullock’s role.

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Laura:

2.13.10 at 8:32 pm

Angelina Jolie is a complete psycho–who can forget when she kissed her brother on the red carpet -ewwwwwww!!
Paris is so over. She either needs to accept it or come out with another sex video or something

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Design Love:

2.13.10 at 12:30 am

omg, I think this is the funniest stuff, but so true!! That couch has got to go….

Cindy

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Tiffany:

2.13.10 at 11:58 am

Great observations. I just found your blog last week and can I just say, I am in L-O-V-E!

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my favorite and my best:

2.13.10 at 6:43 pm

i think jessica’s hair looks amaze!!

maybe bc i have gwyneth’s hair exactly…but i want biel’s hair. all messy and bi-colored.
yep. do.

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- Nicole Cohen:
  
  2.13.10 at 11:31 pm
  
  I have hair that is triple the size of Jessicas… maybe thats why I prefer the gwyneth look?
  
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anita @ a dreamer's den:

2.13.10 at 8:28 pm

we don’t wear dresses over jeans anymore? i’m screwed.

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- Nicole Cohen:
  
  2.13.10 at 11:35 pm
  
  Anita- i’ll give you a pass on dresses with jeans… reluctantly;)
  
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Sister Wolf:

2.13.10 at 9:40 pm

I love the Rumer photo. Wonderful! Who is that with her??

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- Nicole Cohen:
  
  2.13.10 at 11:33 pm
  
  Thats Michelle Trachtenburg(sic?), she was a kid actor, was in Buffy, Euro Trip and most recently Georgina Sparks on Gossip Girl…
  
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