I dont know whether to laugh or cry.

Laugh because watching her fish a gigando yellow diamond out of a chocolate lava cake  before mounting her  bull of a husband was disgusting. Cry because…. well… that sucks. I really like Teresa. She is a lovable nitwit, after all.

What does she have? WELL…. We’ve all seen these couches… Some light fixtures… Paintings that look like they are from Home Goods… More of her clunky ugly furniture.Her Piano… This is where it starts to get depressing.
Grill… Sadder still.

Wolf?!? Someone selling their oven must be in really deep crap. (PS. Someone go buy this!)

Head here for the deets… and thank you to Erica of Design Blahg for the tip!

All of this information should be compounded with the fact that she was on The View this morning talking about how she lives within her means.