1. Women shave their faces instead of exfoliating with a loofa.

2.  Men pound a few back right after getting into car accidents.

3.  Women have nephews they dont acknoledge.

4. Others get gag orders on people who talk about them.

5. It’s normal to have 2 sex tapes on the market in one year and then call yourself a “Born again virgin”.

6. Most people have anger management problems.

7. Dogs wear leopard.

8. People with learning disabilities should be given homework help in law school.

9. The children are all stars.

10. Women have  relationships with men that “protect” them and then lie about it.

11. Women is pronounced WOMAN.

12. When a woman is invited to a charity event, she assumes she is presenting.

13. Stripping is super respectable.

14. Only hired help will reassure you when you are down.

15. If you take a woman to a fertility doctor, she owes you her child.

16. Husbands dont tell their wives when they have no money.

17. Yawning will help you get into a car accident.

18. Private sex tapes are shot by third parties

19.????

That picture up there means that Kim G gets invited to the reunion. GAH!

Thoughts? I think they kept too many secrets from us! I barely knew what was flying….