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May

ShopBop… You slay me.

My friend sent me this picture yesterday. She found it on Shopbop. It’s the ugliest outfit ever.

First off… its modeled by Godammit’s favorite model, Goony Bird. I cant look at that girl without thinking GOONY BIRD! Perfect name for that look she is doing with the twisted posture and the sexy face smeyes? Smize? (Whatever you call that look Tyra teaches her models to do with their eyes.)

Second, Why The Face Sass & Bide? Why? It’s called the “Dont mention it” Skirt. The Dont mention it skirt? What a dumb freakin name for an ugly skirt.

The only thing worse than the skirt is the “look” that Shopbop created for it. Its the “LOVE FOR SALE” bodysuit. My thoughts exactly.

Skirt $265 +Top $220+Sandal $325 = $810 gypsy hooker  look.

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