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May

I want to hear someone defend this:

Update: I found more pics:

This is Chanel’s Spring 2010 bag collection. I cant look at that first picture with out thinking F U Chanel. Seriously, every time I look at it F*** pops into my head. LOUD.

If I see anyone with that first bag this summer, I SWEAR, I will ask them about it. Why did they like it? Can I take a picture of them with my iPhone?  You know I will see someone with it too… They will be wearing it with this, of course: And these(I just want you all to know, I was one step away from putting the J Brand Cargo Jeans in here. Thats how ugly I think those are. But I know some of you like them, so I decided to go with the harem shorts so that I wouldnt offend you all.)

Dont even get me started on the shoes in the picture of the Harem Shorts. Those are beyond ugly, but I dont think I can find a picture of any shoe in the world that will equal the ugliness of that first bag.

I did find these Mandals in the Men’s department of Barney’s($480). Mandals like this are grounds for divorce. I once dated a guy who wore sandals like these. Just think, had it been winter when we met I might not have dumped him!

Thanks to Things That Sparkle for posting those bags. Otherwise we might not have seen them.

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27 Responses to “I want to hear someone defend this:”

  • Sarina:

    Love that first bag. NOT. What the eff is that? It looks so itchy. And why is it made out of hay? I’d only have one thing to say if I saw someone wearing it: she could be a farmer in those clothes! Well, not really, I don’t know many Chanel clad farmers. But you get my drift. Right? Eh, whatever.
    Love this piece, where’s my housewives recap?!?!

  • Nicole Cohen:

    Poor Tai.

    Its a bag made out of hay. Or what looks like hay.

    You really want a housewives recap? The season hasnt really picked up steam yet… OK, Ill write one.

    Sarina, How do we not hang out?

  • Sarina:

    I have no idea. Let’s set something up asap.

  • so glad you enjoyed. those bags give me nightmares. and you know how i feel about the cargo pants…ew!!! thanks for the shoutout :)

  • is that first one for real?? Like would I be able to buy it with Monopoly money? Because honestly, that’s all its worth by the look of it :)

  • Nicole Cohen:

    I gotta find out how much it costs…. Hold on, Gonna do some research. I want to post a link but I am scared someone might buy it.

  • You forgot the ripped and paint-splattered jeans from J. Crew. Extra awesome with a cherry on top.

  • I’m trying to type,….. but my eyes are bleeding so badly from these images….. must… wipe…. bleeding…. eyesssss

  • Nicole Cohen:

    I want to beat the crap out of the buyers at shopbop sometimes.

  • Jacqueline:

    haha im cracking up from this post!
    id wear the one under “update: i found mre pics” with the flowers on it.. but def not that balmain homeless dress

  • I once read that the crazier (read “ugly”) styles of Chanel bags are designed specifically for the Japanese market.

    I thought that was kinda rude.

  • It looks like the beard rotten vegetables grow. And don’t get me started on harem pants, in Israel we call them “poop bag pants”.

  • Ilana:

    the one made out of straw- 2nd from top – is the Chanel beach bag and it is retailing for over 5,000!!!! its actually a bag within a bag.

  • Ilana:

    oh and the rest are between 4,000 – 5,000 as well.

  • Marielle:

    HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA THESE ARE HYSTERICAL AND HIDEOUS

  • claudy:

    the second i saw those sandals i thought of your ex.. as for the bags- there worse in person

  • claudy:

    *theyre

  • Nicole Cohen:

    Claud-
    That makes me so happy. He is still single, probably because of those shoes.

  • You may spot the second one on my blog on any given Friday…looks like random nonsense to me! And I love Chanel! But thinking…these are a Chanel-nay! (rhymes with hay) Oh well, points for trying…I guess. The ripped shirt, now that’s just stupid.

  • sarah:

    lol i like the 2nd and 3rd bag. i need to know who the ex is.

  • Laura c:

    Those chanel bags are for the ultimate label whore- someone with absolutely no taste and just thinks its cool because its chanel. Is it possible someone can really think that bag is pretty? it looks like it has bed bugs from all the hay its made out of.
    And those pants do look like someone pooped in them.

  • sarah:

    lol i like the 3rd and 4th bag. i need to know who the ex is.

  • Bluemermaid:

    Whoa, those shorts look like they are on a handicapped skinny migdet lady.

  • irene:

    maybe the funniest post ever and i totally agree.
    i can think of a few ppl who will def be sporting these. ill make sure to send u pix.

  • Nicole Cohen:

    Thats a deal, Irene. We send pix to each other when we see someone with the bag.

  • And you thought I had grandma style…

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