You wanna know what that is? I’ll tell you…. Remember a couple of months ago I put up the black imperial trellis behind my bed? Welllll……. I then decided that accent walls suck, so I had the rest of the walls in the room papered. BUT, the dye lots of the wallpaper were different. Which I knew, because I approved the sample. But since I only used the old paper on one wall, I figured if I put the new paper on all the other walls no one would be able to tell, and hey, I didnt have a choice.

Which brings me to this. The F-ing morons that put up the wallpaper, papered half the wall in the old paper and half in the new. So I made them rip off that black strip and repaper it with a different roll…. Which solved nothing…. They then proceeded to tell me that “The dye lot changed in the middle of the roll. We used one roll for that whole wall, but the dye lot changed mid roll… Oh and btw, because you made us redo a strip we want $200 more dollars.”

So I opened every single roll and discovered that the old wallpaper is the lighter (and prettier) one and the new one is the darker one. They used all the old paper first, and there is none left. So I have to rip off all the light paper now to make it all match.

Btw, that strip of black is directly across from my spot in bed, taunting me. The lesson is this: whenever you have anyone doing ANYTHING for you, WATCH THEM ALL FREAKIN DAY!!!! Do not take your eyes off them for a second, because that is when they will screw you.