After a full week off… I’m back!!!!

With some bad news. I came home to find that my Macbook would not turn on! I have it all backed up, so this shouldn’t be a serious problem, just a pain in the ass.  I have so many things to discuss, I don’t know where to start.

First: This horrible weather. Has anyone else heard that the almanac predicted that THERE WILL BE NO SUMMER? Ugh… but at least then I can justifiably stay in the city instead of moving out to the Jersey Shore. (Dread)

Second: Boston is a beautiful city. Very clean, lots of delicious food and so charming! 

Third: Real housewives of New Jersey. I DIE. I cant even speak about it. (But here, just a little, I mean what the hell was that entire LAST SUPPER about? I feel like the answer to every question about this show is “because they are on TV” Why did Teresa throw this weird party? TV.Why did Teresa invite Danielle to her dinner party, because they are on TV. Why did Danielle go and bring the book to the dinner?    They are on TV. But why does no one scream over the table “YO, Danielle, Why the hell did you go on a reality TV show if you have such a sordid past? What about your poor innocent and beautiful daughters being mortified by you publicly. “) Just read Richard Lawson’s Recap.

Why she is mad at Caroline (who is so awesome) or Dina (bitchy but lovely) when they only aired information that was obviously part of the damn plotline!!!! (Answer: TV)

Fourth: NYC Prep preview: That PC kid is gay.

Some of those kids live alone in NYC? Huh? Am I missing something? Im really horrified by the way these kids conduct themselves like mini adults. Its so sad.

Should I move off the island immediately before my kids turn out like this???!!!???

I think maybe I shouldn’t watch this show anymore, because it is akin to child pornography in some weird way. I mean, I think its OK to watch adults torture and embarrass themselves publicly. But it really makes me feel like a bad person to HATE these children so much. So I think I’m gonna boycott. Any thoughts??

Alright, I’ll be back to my normal posts tomorrow.