So you know when you buy a tabloid and you cant wait to read it because you think its gonna contain some fascinating juice that is going to be so satisfying, but then its a huge let down?

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES REUNION was so the opposite of that! It was so awesome I was jumping on the bed screaming with glee!!!! I felt glory when they ganged up on Kelly…  She now trumps Olivia Palermo as The Official Worst Person living in NYC. Seriously, I got so happy when Jill and Bethany imitated the “STA, STA, STAAAPP” moment. How bout when they asked Kelly why doesn’t she wear a brawr and she said “I do wear a bra,  a lot”.  Oh lord, why must we explain to her that A LOT is not enough? especially when your boobies have taken up residence in your armpits?

So here is a recap of some of the juiciest moments:

Kelly: “We are totally different….”

Kelly: “Inappropriate. inappropriate, absurd, this planet,

Bethany: “You gave me a time out cause your my mommy”

Kelly:”We could have been best friends, we are exactly the same. You are brunette and Im a blond.”

Bethany: “STA, STA STA… I know”

I can’t believe how much I love this dumb show. I love Jill and Bethany. And I kinda like Luann more now (she looked gorgeous!!) and Alex too. I decided that she is a nice, intelligent and mostly harmless person. She made lucid points and was kinda normal, and quiet.

BTW, did anyone notice how Kelly calls Jill “Jill Zarin” all the time… LOL.